Sewer Lateral

I’m not going to pretend this is fun.

Sewer line stuff is the kind of homeownership where:

• you learn new vocabulary
• you stop eating for a bit
• you start bargaining with reality

And then you type the phrase everybody types:

sewer line replacement cost per foot

The internet hands you a clean range. Real life hands you a quote that looks like a ransom note.

So this is written like a notebook. Not like a brochure.