Toilet

Toilet replacement is one of those jobs where your brain goes:

“It’s a toilet. How hard can it be?”

And reality goes:

“Cool. Does your shutoff valve work?”

I have seen exactly two kinds of toilet swaps:

1. the boring 45-minute “remove + set + test + done”
2. the one where someone says “flange” and then nobody is having fun anymore

So I’m going to do the numbers first, then translate the little line items that make the price swing.